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Mar. 20th, 2009

Cool Stuff of the Week


 

Memo to Bill and Tom: as you guys are looking for new office space, I think we should aim for something like this. This is the Ogilvy office in Guangzhou, China: http://www.psfk.com/2009/03/ogilvy-mathers-carnival-themed-guangzhou-office.html

 

Here’s an article from the new issue of Fast Company. A profile of Chris Hughes, 25, who co-founded Facebook and then went on to run social media for the Obama campaign. Man, I hate this kid. http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/134/boy-wonder.html

 

Here’s a really cool video of people doing a cover of a MGMT song entirely on their iPhones. This is quite badass really. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjx5_-SPhk0

 

And here is a great video about why Blackberry kicks the iPhones ass. Note that RIM didn’t actually commission this. It was all user-generated. Though they should really just take this and run it… http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7e9vpxFWcI

 

Really liking this new spot for Comcast: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTcol9UVkWs&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Egarethkay%2Etypepad%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

 

Nice site for the National Advertising Awards called “Don’t Go to Cannes” - http://www.dontgotocannes.ca/

 

In the last edition, I was talking about the buzz around Skittles turning over their web presence entirely to social media. Here is a blog post I wrote explaining what I consider the flaws of that strategy. http://radiofreecanada.livejournal.com/11385.html

 

It’s too bad, really, cause their TV stuff has been really strong. Like this new spot: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JT0q6fZSjY&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Eibelieveinadv%2Ecom%2F&feature=player_embedded

 

Razorfish, the Seattle-based interactive shop has released their 2009 Digital Outlook Report. It’s long but worth checking out. http://digitaloutlook.razorfish.com/publication/?i=13617

 

Here’s a great article from AdAge by Faris Yakob, the chief digital strategist at McCann in NYC called “The Golden Rules of the Web.” This is my pick of the week. http://adage.com/digitalnext/article?article_id=135193

 

Ad Week has released their report cards on digital agencies’ performances last year. You can read it here: http://www.adweek.com/aw/content_display/special-reports/report-card/e3idb01af9e3c9d3538390944efc1e8a730

 

Minneapolis-based agency Zeus Jones has won the PhizzPop comepetition where agencies are given a brief to use creativity to solve a social challenge and two days to complete it. In this case, it was to help the people of Austin, Texas (this was part of SXSW) to live more sustainably using existing technologies. You can read their blog post on the experience and also check out the presentation of their solution here: http://www.zeusjones.com/blog/2009/zeus-jones-wins-phizzpop-nationals-at-sxsw/

 

I was having breakfast on Bloor St. this morning and noticed that the sidewalks were covered with piles of crushed ice and wondered what that was all about. Then I see on my Twitter feed that this was part of some OOH ads Parasuco did yesterday that you can see here: http://twitpic.com/29bel Anyone actually think this is cool? It seems, to me, like everything wrong with the industry; stupid dogwalker ads that are about trying to get something “edgy” to submit for awards instead of actually trying to solve clients business challenges.

 

Post from blogTO on how TTC GPS tracking has now gone live. Pretty good idea, frankly. Way better than you’d normally expect from the TTC. http://blogto.com/tech/2009/03/ttc_gps_streetcar_tracking_beta_now_live/

 

The guys at Zig just won the Playboy TV account. Here’s a look at the first spot they did for them: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nii8bH7GVHA&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Emediabistro%2Ecom%2Fagencyspy%2F&feature=player_embedded

 

The guys at CP+B get a nice write-up in Business Week: http://www.businessweek.com/innovate/content/mar2009/id20090311_501769.htm

 

Cool little print ad for Alfa Romeo: http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/2009/03/alfa-romeo-foetus/

Mar. 10th, 2009

Skittles' Lame Social Media Strategy


So the big chatter among the marketing world the past couple of weeks has been Skittles turning over its online presence entirely to social media.

 

So, rather than go to a standard web page for the brand, it takes you to their Wikipedia entry or their Facebook page or a Twitter feed, etc.

 

Now, the reaction has been somewhat mixed but there are a lot of people hailing this as really innovative and breakthrough and cutting edge and a whole bunch of other clichés that people use.

 

I’ll say first of all that, until now, I’ve generally really liked Skittles marketing stuff in traditional media. The TV spots that TBWA New York has done – ‘Beard’, ‘Pinata’ – have been way better than you’d expect for a category like this and have managed to build a really cool and quirky personality for the brand.

 

But I find the latest incarnation of their web presence to be incredibly lame. And here is why:

 

1. It’s been done.

 

If you’re gonna do something “breakthrough” and “innovative”, make sure you do it first. Modernista, the Boston ad agency already did this exact same thing. Virtually every aspect of the Skittles presence from the streaming to the navigation bar widget in the corner is a complete rip off of a site Modernista created for themselves some time ago. Zeus Jones took a similar approach to their old site, though with different design and a lot of cool features that Modernista didn’t have. There’s nothing breakthrough about stealing other people’s ideas.

 

But here’s the thing: it makes sense for an agency or consultancy to do something like this. It makes no sense for Skittles. When an agency does something like this, it demonstrates original and creative thinking; exactly the kind of stuff clients are looking for. It says something about that agency. It positions them as forward-looking and innovative. What does it say about Skittles? Nothing. Do you really care if a candy can demonstrate “original and creative thinking”? Of course not.

 

2. It’s lazy.

 

We’ve all been hearing over and over about how the web and social media are gonna change the way that we communicate with consumers, etc. and it’s all true. Yes, the web is an amazing tool that lets us reach people and engage people in ways that we never could before. But it’s not a disruptive medium the way that television is. We don’t have a captive audience. We can’t just push our message out at 1000 GRPs; we need to pull them into the message. As marketers, we have to actually do the work. We have to provide something of value that is gonna actually make a consumer spend some of their time interacting with our brand instead of doing any of the many other things they spend their time doing online – like watching movies, listening to music, downloading porn or interacting with their actual friends.

 

Subservient Chicken was great because it actually engaged users. The millions of people who visited that site wouldn’t have typically wanted to engage with Burger King on a static home page but it got them involved. Nike + and NikeID offered actual useful services on their sites.

 

I see nothing so far on the Skittles site that makes me want to spend time with it.

 

You can get away with a lame TV spot. You can’t get away with a lame site.

 

Which brings me to my next and probably most salient point…

 

3. It doesn’t engage.

 

A couple weeks back, our agency was asked by a client to develop an online presence to introduce a new product. I can’t publicly reveal who it is at this point, except to say that the consumers we’re going after are pretty much the same demographic as the Skittles consumer and that the product is far less “fun” than a candy. It’s not the kind of product most teens would typically want to spend time interacting with online. Unless, of course, we can do something really, really cool to actually engage them.

 

So a bunch of us had some brainstorming sessions and looked at the audience and then handed a creative brief over to our creative team (mad props to Brent and Randy who kicked ass on this) and they went and came up with two really good ideas that would actually get people engaged. Hell, I’m not even in the demo and I would definitely spend time checking out this work. It’s fun, creative, it will get people talking, it will give people a reason to keep checking in.

 

But what does Skittles really offer? How engaging is a Twitter feed about candy? Can it compete with tweets from your actual friends or from people like Shaq or Tina Fey? What’s the motivation to follow it? What is so engaging about reading a Wikipedia entry about a candy brand? On Wikipedia, you can learn about pretty much anything you could possibly imagine, all sorts of interesting things, but you’re gonna read about Skittles?

 

Why would you want to interact with Skittles on Facebook? What are they offering that’s actually cool? Now, you can do cool things with brands on Facebook. Our agency created a cool app on behalf of Ice Breakers gum that actually provided users with something of value and reinforced the brand. Burger King created a really cool app called “Whopper Sacrifice” whereby if you delete a certain number of friends, they’ll give you a free whopper. That’s a really clever and creative idea and actually gives something to users. But what Skittles did isn’t about real interaction or providing value, it’s just saying “look at us! We’re on social networks! Aren’t we cool and modern?”

 

4. It’s getting buzz from the wrong people.

 

Yeah, it’s gotten a ton of buzz over the last couple weeks. My own Twitter feed had lots of people talking about it. Blogs I read have been giving it write-ups. Even the Wall Street Journal covered it. The only problem is that these aren’t the people that brands need to engage. Yeah, it came up constantly in my Twitter feed but most of the people on that feed work in advertising and digital marketing. If you looked at the Twitter feed of some typical 15 year old, how often do you think Skittles is coming up? That’s who they need to engage. As marketers, we need to remember that our job isn’t to get write-ups on advertising blogs or have others in the industry say nice things about us. Our job is to actually engage consumers on behalf of the brands we work for and, ultimately, to get people to buy them and make our clients money. And if we happen to get nice stuff said about us or win awards doing it, all the better.

 

Okay, that’s all I have to say on the matter. I generally make a habit of not badmouthing other agencies’ work but I figured that by doing this, Skittles was inviting me to interact with their brand and so I am.

Mar. 6th, 2009

Cool Stuff of the Week


So, the marketing initiative everyone is talking about this week is Skittles turning over their website entirely to social media. Right now, if you go to www.skittles.com it will take you to their Wikipedia page. Initially, it took you to a Twitter feed where anything tagged with #skittles would show up. This lasted about a day before they changed it since everyone was just tweeting a random series of obscenities and then tagging it with Skittles, not exactly the kind of brand publicity they wanted. Indeed, some enterprising prankster even set up a site http://skittlefisting.tumblr.com specifically to encourage people to screw with the Skittles site. You can still see the Twitter page here: http://www.skittles.com/chatter.htm though I wonder how long it’s gonna last since I’m skeptical as to how much random Twitter users actually feel the need to talk about a particular candy.

 

Now, a lot of people are hailing this initiative as breakthrough. Which, I suppose, it was… two years ago when Modernista first did it. But I actually think this was a mistake on their part. I’ll write a blog post later outlining all the reasons why but for now you can see what some of the people over at digital shop Organic are saying about it (some good, some bad) here: http://threeminds.organic.com/2009/03/laziness_or_boldness_a_new_way.html

 

And the guy who runs their Toronto office, David Feldt, had previously written a really great post about evolving our understanding of brand conversations online that is worth checking out and that you can see here: http://threeminds.organic.com/2009/02/evolving_our_understanding_of.html

 

Oh, and the Wall Street Journal discusses it over here: http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123604377921415283.html which I suppose means they’re getting publicity (hell, I‘m talking about it) but getting write-ups from marketing blogs and business papers is very different than actually connecting with your target consumer which I don’t think this campaign does very effectively.

 

Here’s an absolutely great video courtesy of R/GA from New York, one of the most innovative digital shops around. Yeah, it’s a promo video for their agency but the first two minutes are dedicated to a history of how agency structures have changed over the last several decades from pairing writers with art directors to bringing in planners to how media buying fit into everything and then talks about how digital has changed, and will continue to change, the industry. If you click one link this week, make it this one. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDqBHraqcfs&eurl=http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/

 

Article from AdAge about the upcoming changes to Facebook and how brands are gonna be given more freedom. Everyone in the agency should probably read this and think about how it’s gonna impact our clients with a presence on FB. http://adage.com/digitalnext/article?article_id=135034

 

Last week, I wrote about how Tropicana generated a backlash by changing its familiar, comforting package. Here’s a quick post from PSFK on how companies in beverage and cereal are going back to retro packaging, I guess to drive nostalgia and simplicity in these tough times. http://www.psfk.com/2009/03/retro-packaging.html

 

Really nice spot for Pfizer about the dangers of purchasing drugs online. The shock value actually works here, I think, but it’s generated some complaints from viewers. http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?&next_url=/watch%3Fv%3DQMFFg5SJHPA%26eurl%3Dhttp%253A%252F%252Fwww.mediabistro.com%252Fagencyspy%252F%253Fpage%253D2

 

Nice site for ING courtesy of GWP Brand Engineering here in Toronto: “The Declaration of Financial Independence.” I applaud the effort to try to create a movement around a brand and get people involved like they are. Will it succeed? Time will tell, but it’s the right message at the right time and a good, simple site with solid branding. http://www.wethesavers.com/

 

Really liking the art direction in this print work for exact home pregnancy tests. http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/2009/03/exact-pregnancy-test-poses/

 

Cool non-traditional idea for the Natural Resources Defense Council. http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/2009/03/nrdc-natural-resources-defense-council-global-warming-hot-cup-sleeve/

 

Great slideshow from David Armano of Critical Mass on “The Micro-Sociology of Networks”. If you’re as big of a nerd as I am, you will enjoy this. http://darmano.typepad.com/logic_emotion/2009/03/the-microsociology-of-networks.html

 

Here’s a new t-shirt that will broadcast your Twitter feed. This is unlikely to make you a hit with the ladies, however. http://www.psfk.com/2009/03/twitter-feed-augmented-reality-t-shirt.html

 

Here’s an article imploring the ad business to help out good causes during these challenging times. We’re actually ahead of the curve in this area with our recent work for the Make-A-Wish Foundation and some other social/charitable stuff we’ve got coming up. http://www.thebigmoney.com/articles/impressions/2009/02/25/ad-business-do-something-useful

 

Feb. 27th, 2009

Cool Stuff of the Week


I’m sure many of you already know that Tropicana changed its iconic orange juice packaging and logo to a sleeker, more modern design. Well, it met with massive backlash from its loyal customers and they’ve already announced the switch back despite what I’m sure was a lot of research and design consulting and piles and piles of money that went in to the new look. It’s been called their “New Coke Moment” and I guess goes to show you not to screw around with things that are working just for the sake of updating and to never underestimate the emotional attachments that people feel to simple, everyday consumer products. Also, apparently the backlash gained steam on Twitter prompting one observer to note that “Twitter is the ultimate focus group.” Read about it here: http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/23/business/media/23adcol.html?_r=5&adxnnl=1&adxnnlx=1235494810-Rd/sIcPn9VQZ2Pt8HKBShg

On a side note, I personally rather liked the new design.

 

Last year, Radiohead broke new ground in the way music is distributed and paid for by initially releasing their album online and inviting fans to pay whatever they felt it was worth to them. Now, Josh Freese is taking this to insane new levels. Josh Freese used to play in Nine Inch Nails and is now releasing a solo album. If you want to buy it, you have several options: For $7, you get a digital download. For $15, you get a CD and a DVD. For $50, you get all of the above plus a t –shirt and a phone call with Josh. For $500, Josh will go floating with you in a sensory deprivation tank and then take you to dinner at The Sizzler. For 5 grand, you can direct his next music video and he will also get drunk with you and take you on a tour of Disney Land. For 75 grand, Josh will join YOUR band for a month, take magic mushrooms with you and drive you around in his Lamborghini, give you a flying trapeze lesson, take a limo with you to Tijuana and “show you how it’s done” and be your personal assistant for two weeks. Check out the menu at http://joshfreese.com/

 

AdAge lists the best books on marketing and media. I disagree with their picks. Maybe I’ll write my own for next week but, for now, here’s theirs: http://adage.com/bookstore/post?article_id=134760

 

Nikki alerted me to a cool video for T-Mobile. Here’s the video itself: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQ3d3KigPQM&NR=1

And here’s the “making of”: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVFNM8f9WnI&feature=channel

 

Juniper Park right here in Toronto is getting some major international ink over their work for Frito-Lay. Here’s an article from The New York Times about the work they’ve done to reach out to female consumers and some of the innovative research techniques that they used. Definitely an interesting read. http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/25/business/media/25adco.html?_r=1

 

I’m liking this new site for Axe’s line of hair care products. http://www.axehaircrisisrelief.org/100girls/

 

And this “virtual test drive” site for Toyota. http://www.toyota-europe.com/cars/new_cars/iq/minisite/index.aspx

 

Groundbreaking reporting from AdAge: “Doom and Gloom Dampens Consumer Spending.” http://adage.com/globalnews/article?article_id=134854 Also, this just in: “The Pope is Catholic.”

 

Let’s make sure to kick ass on Monday’s pitch so that Ron doesn’t end up like this dude: http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/on/craigslist_ad_of_the_day_homeless_creative_director_will_write_advertising_for_food_109671.asp

 

It’s your lucky day, ladies. Finally, you can smell just like a porn star now that adult thespian Jenna Jameson has launched a line of perfume. http://www.heartbreakerbyjenna.com/news.php

 

Short but thought-provoking blog post from the people at Harvard Business School called “Innovate Like Chris Rock” http://blogs.harvardbusiness.org/cs/2009/01/innovate_like_chris_rock.html

 

One of the most interesting thinkers around today is Barry Schwartz who wrote a fascinating book called The Paradox of Choice that I would highly recommend. Here’s a video of a great talk he just gave at the TED conference about how massive bureaucratic structures have overtaken “common, everyday wisdom.” http://www.ted.com/talks/barry_schwartz_on_our_loss_of_wisdom.html

 

Informative SlideShare presentation on current trends in video gaming. http://www.slideshare.net/AdvertisingPawn/video-gaming-trends-presentation?src=embed

 

I’m digging the art direction in this print campaign for Crime Stoppers Vancouver courtesy of DDB. http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/2009/02/greater-vancouver-crime-stoppers-hold-up-gang-violence-purse-snatch-homocide/

 

Nobody consistently impresses me with the cool stuff they do like Google. Their latest little project is “The Internet Bus” which travels around to remote or impoverished areas with no Internet access and let’s the people there experience the web. Here’s the website for it which is especially cool because it uses other Google features like YouTube and Google Maps to spread the message. http://www.google.co.in/intl/en/landing/internetbus/

Feb. 20th, 2009

Cool Stuff of the Week


Those of you not fortuante enough to work at our agency aren't aware that every friday I send out a list of links to cool new ads, interesting articles, blog posts, etc. having to do with the worlds of advertising and marketing or just general interesting fare.

Well, you are now in luck because I will now begin sharing these with the world at large. Here's this week's issue and maybe I'll go back and post some of the better back issues.

Cool Stuff of the Week for February 20th

If any of you are planning on relaxing with a good movie this weekend, may I suggest that you consult National Review’s list of the “25 Greatest Conservative Movies of All Time” at http://nrd.nationalreview.com/article/?q=YWQ4MDlhMWRkZDQ5YmViMDM1Yzc0MTE3ZTllY2E3MGM=

 

I particularly like this review of The Dark Knight:

“In his fight against the terrorist Joker, Batman has to devise new means of surveillance, push the limits of the law, and accept the hatred of the press and public. If that sounds reminiscent of a certain former president — whose stubborn integrity kept the nation safe and turned the tide of war — don’t mention it to the mainstream media.”

 

Here’s a really well-done campaign for a good cause from David & Goliath in Los Angeles in support of the Weingert Homeless Centre. Quick minute and a half documentary outlining the campaign set to a great track by one of my favourite bands, Explosions in the Sky. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=virRiq_XGJg&eurl=http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/campaigns/david_goliaths_campaign_to_help_the_homeless_108156.asp

 

This is perhaps the single worst ad placement in the history of media buying: http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/what_the/bad_ad_placement_108776.asp

 

And this isn’t a hell of a lot better. http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/what_the/dear_advertising_please_stop_doing_racist_things_108972.asp

 

On the other hand, here’s an example of some really creative and innovative media buying: http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/commons/aihangman.jpg

 

And more cool media buying for a cool ambient installation: http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/commons/ligacontraelcancer_butts.jpg

 

When the hell are marketers gonna finally stop exploiting the Obama victory to sell products? Here’s the latest example of trying to associate your brand with Obama, courtesy of BMW: http://www.ibelieveinadv.com/2009/02/bmw-yes-you-can/

 

Fast Company has released their annual rankings of the world’s 50 most innovative companies. Topping the list this year is Team Obama, followed by last year’s champion, Google. Three agencies made the list this year: CP+B, TBWA and The Barbarian Group. You can see the full list at http://www.fastcompany.com/fast50_09
 

Also worth checking out is this section that documents the ad war between Apple and Microsoft and how it’s now gone meta. Great video with outtakes of some of the better work. http://www.fastcompany.com/fast50_09/profile/list/crispin-porter-bogusky

 

FC has also released their rankings of The 10 Most Innovative Companies in Advertising and Marketing. http://www.fastcompany.com/fast50_09/lists/the-most-innovative-companies-in-advertising-marketing.html

 

Facebook was forced to backtrack away from its newly announced terms of service after a massive backlash. Mark Zuckerberg explains it on his blog here: http://blog.facebook.com/blog.php?post=54434097130

 

Here’s a great video that explains itself better than I can describe it. It’s a primer on “information”. Fast and very informative. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WytNkw1xOIc&eurl=http://www.mediabistro.com/agencyspy/?page=2

 

Incredibly well-done and informative video called “The Crisis of Credit Visualized.” Done by a student at Art Centre College of Design as part of his thesis. http://www.psfk.com/2009/02/understand-the-credit-crisis-in-10-minutes.html

 

 

Feb. 19th, 2009

Resumption of Blogging and Follow Me on Twitter

Okay, first of all, I DO plan on getting this blog up and rolling again. Ethan is starting one and I need to counter his leftist views and not let him be the only blogger at the office. It's coming soon. Promise.

Also, I've finally gotten back on Twitter and will now be using that regularly as well. You can follow me at www.twitter.com/radiofreecanada

Dec. 21st, 2008

Best Albums of 2008


10. Okkervil River - The Stand Ins
First of all, it is hard not to love a band that would take its name from the title of a short story by Russian novelist Tatyana Tolstaya. I only really found these guys this year and have downloaded pretty much everything they've ever recorded and completely fallen in love. This is modern indie folk rock at its best.

9. Of Montreal - Skeletal Lamping
I think these guys suffered the same fate as The Hold Steady. Their last album was so brilliant that unless they totally blew the enxt one out of the park, it would seem like a disappointment in comparison. Still a totally excellent album, however. Incredibly catchy grooves, Kevin Barnes is a wonderful singer and maybe he only songwriter who could use a line like "i want to make you cum 200 times a day" and have it seem incredibly sweet, even touching.

8. Silver Jews - Lookout Mountain, Lookout Sea
David Bergman is one of the best songwriters alive today and this album is a wonderful showcase of his brilliance. However, the real star. However, the real star of this album is his wife Cassie and the best songs are when teh two of them do those back and forth duet style numbers. Simply incredible.

7. Sigur Ros - Með suð í eyrum við spilum endalaust
Another of my all-time favourite bands with an eagerly anticipated album that managed to not only live up to my expectations but to smash them. I'm not sure that anything they do can compete with ( ) so they wisely didn't try. This is a big departure in terms of their sound. They bring in some acoustic guitars, they add some rhythym. But it's still incredible.

6.Lil Wayne - Tha Carter III
Chuck Klosterman once said "people who claim to like all kinds of music really don't know shit about music" and I found this to be one of teh more insightful things I've ever heard. I'll say from the outset that I generally hate hip hop music. Most hip hop sounds completely ridiculous to me and whenever I hear indie rock fans and hipsters say how much they like it, I sorta assume they're pre-eemptively trying to make it harder for anyone to accuse them of being a racist. (side note: I think this has partly to do with why hipsters love TVOTR so much; it makes pretending to like hip hop in order to be inclusive unnecessary). I want so badly to hate this album and this dude but I simply can't. This record is so good and he is so talented that I find it impossible not to love.

5. The Hold Steady - Stay Positive
These guys are probably my favourite band playing today and this would normally get my pick for record of the year except for a) there were so many unbelievable records out this year; and b) coming from this band, it's a tiny little bit of a letdown. Their last two albums are among my desert island picks. This is still great but not quite as good as the old shit. Still, there may be no better way to open an album than Constructive Summer with lines like "me and my friends are like / the drums on lust for life" and "me and my friends are like / double whiskey coke no ice". As usual, there are a million brilliant references that make you feel cool for getting and like a failure when someone else has to explain them to you. One for the Cutters is a better "story" song than anything by Springsteen or Dylan. I also saw them live a couple months back and they rocked the proverbial hiz-ouse.

4. The War on Drugs - Wagonwheel Blues
This thing sorta came out of nowhere and blew me away. It may be among the coolest band names ever and it's an unbelievably good debut. Sorta reminds me of the first Clap Your Hands Say Yeah record. Maybe tehre's a new Philadelphia sound emerging. Unbelievable songwriting, incredibly catchy beats. I always feel much better after listening to this stuff.

3. The Magnetic Fields - Distortion
I've been waiting for a new Magnetic Fields album for years and I bought this the day it came out and was not disappointed in the slightest, which is pretty rare when I anticipate something so much. I simply adore Stephen Merritt. I love how he keeps pushing things further and further and constanttly reinventing what he does. And how his gimmicks never really feel like gimmicks. The "gimmick" behind this record is that everything had to be distorted from each instrument to the human voice. The result is like Tin Pan Alley songs being covered by the Jesus and Mary Chain.

2. Bon Iver - For Emma, Forever Ago
If you don't know the backstory on this, Justin Vernon's old band broke up, his girlfriend left him and he was super depressed and locked himself in a cabin in rural Wisconsin for several months to try to get over everything. He didn't plan on doing any writing but he walked out of the cabin with what became this album and it is fucking beautiful. Amazing lyrics sung in a gorgeous voice over simple acoustic guitar. And, strangely, it's the happiest and saddest of records. It would be appropriate to listen to this while making love and equally appropriate to put it on while getting drunk and contemplating suicide. When I got this, I listened to nothing else for two weeks straight.

1. TV on the Radio - Dear Science
TV on the Radio are to rock and roll what Michael Phelps is to swimming or Tiger Woods is to golf. They are so far beyond the competition it jsut isn't fair. I know some people slammed this album but that is because they are idiots. I know there's no immediately catchy tune like Wolf Like Me was on the last record but this one is so much richer and has so much more depth. Picking this as album of the year was a total no brainer to me. It is obscenely good. I don't throw around terms like "instant classic" very often but this is one of them. I may have to go back now and revise my best albums of all time list. it is that good from beginning to end. There is not a single weak spot. Not a second of filler. Every note is virtually perfect. I've always said that my favourite records are ones that sound like mix tapes and this is the perfect example. It goes from soul and funk to old-school punk to hip hop and sounds completely natural, not forced in teh slightest. When most bands attempt stuff like this it sounds like a novelty but not TVOTR. I can't even wait till the next record comes out.
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Jun. 3rd, 2008

The Republican Veep-Stakes

I know. I know. I haven't posted on this thing in ages. And I won't bother making empty promises to update more often since that tends not to happen. But, I will write a couple political posts for the 5 or so of you who may actually be interested.

As of tonight, it looks like Hillary will finally accept what everyone else has long accepted, which is that she can't possibly beat Obama. So the Democratic nomination is wrapped up, it's McCain vs. Obama in November and the big speculation now will move to who each of them will pick as their vice presidential candidate.

So I figured I'd do two psots - one for each party - speculating as to who it should be and who it might actually be. 

Let's start with the Republicans....

Bobby Jindal - For those who don't know him yet (but trust me - you will soon), he's the governor of Louisiana. He's also my choice for VP. What does he bring to the table? Well, first of all, he's smart as hell. Rhodes Scholar who went on to work for McKinsey & Company before becoming some sort of government wiz-kid, running the state health department while still in his mid-twenties and getting elected to Congress before winning the Louisiana State House. And he's only 36. Which, of course, is a blessing and a curse. McCain is old. He needs to add some youth and vitality to the ticket and Jindal can definitely do that. On the otehr hand, the big thing McCain has going for him and Obama's real deficiency is on the question of experience. Given that Obama is the Democratic nominee, I don't think this matters as much. Jindal is eminently more qualified to be president than is Obama. So I don't see anyone taking major shots at him over the experience factor. The other big thing Jindal brings to the ticket is solid conservative credentials. A devout Roman Catholic and solid pro-lifer, he can actually get the grassroots conservatives excited in a way that McCain doesn't. Hell, Rush Limbaugh called him the second coming of Reagan and Michelle Malkin has pleaded with McCain to add him to the ticket. If McCain wants conservatives coming out in big numbers, he could do a lot worse than this guy. Finally, the reality is that one fo the big things Jindal brings to the ticket is his race. I haven't mentioned it cause I don't think it should matter, but Jindal's parents immigrated to the states from India. Obama is getting lots of attention over the "historic" factor of being the potential first black president, Jindal can add a little bit of history to the GOP ticket while also demonstrating its "broad tent" appeal. But what's better in that regard is the contrast that exists between him and Obama. Jindal and his family have absolutely embraced America. He embodies the whole "melting pot" ideal of immigration and integration. He doesn't have a crazy preacher ranting that the government invented AIDS to kill minorities. He doesn't ahve a wife who has never been proud of her country until her husband started getting support to be president. Anyways, the gist is that I really like this guy. Great record in Louisiana which was full of incompetence and corruption for far too long. Smart, conservative, young dynamic. If I were McCain, this would be my pick.

Mitt Romney - This blog has had some fun at Romney's expense during the campaign. And deservedly so. He's a major tool. He's flip flopped a lot. He's slick. He's got pandering down to an art form. The thing is, though, I always assumed that he would be the GOP nominee because he was clearly the most qualified guy in the race. Governors virtually always do better than senators cause they ahve real executive experience. I think the last senator to get elected president was JFK. And Romney had quite a record as governor in a very liberal state. He has the pedigree since his father was a former governor of Michigan. He has the looik. He clearly has the brains. You don't get to be CEO of Bain & Company because you're stupid. Alas, he lost. His campaign jsut sorta imploded and it was not to be. But there's lots of speculation that he'd make a good VP and in some regards, he would. Certainly because of all the same factors that made him qualified to be president. But the other big thing is that while McCain is very strong on military and foreign policy issues, he's not so great on the economy which is shaping up to be the big issue in the campaign. Romney certainly shores the ticket up in that regard. But maybe teh biggest factor he brings to the ticket is money. The GOP usually kicks the Democrats asses in fundraising but not this year. Obama has put together a fundraising machine that is virtually unrivalled and these guys are just raking it in. Romney brings the money to the table - both his own vat fortune and the stuff he can raise from all his business contacts. So what are the drawbacks? Well, I mentioned the slickness, the pandering. There's also his Mormonism which may rub some people the wrong way. But mostly, he and McCain don't seem to like each other very much. Romney went negative on him in the campaign, McCain has been known to bear a grudge and the two may not have a very good working relationship if they actually win.

Mike Huckabee - Another failed presidential candidate and the former governor of Arkansas. He's a bit of a weird hick, but I've always like dhte guy. He's not a typical Republican. He has a lot of principle and he seems like a really engaging and nice guy with a great sense of humour and down to earth personality. His record is a bit mixed. He's from a state the GOP should carry anyways and some fiscal conservatives have strong reservations about him even though the social conservatives all love him and that's a constituency no GOP candidate can afford to ahve not love them. On the other hand, he's probably way too right on social issues and will scare the shit out of moderates. While he and McCain genuinely seem to like each other, I see him as a long shot, who would probably rather bide his time and wait to run again in the future.

Charlie Crist - The governor of Florida. Florida has been a very important state in the last couple elections and likely will be in this one as well. The thing is, though, I think the GOP are going to win it anyways. The reason you put this guy on the ticket is to deliver that state, but if you're reasonabvly sure you've got it already, I don't see him bringing much to the ticket. He's got reasonable experience but nothing extraordinary. He seems pretty smart and competent but not the kind of guy who blows you away. He's conservative enough to satisfy conservatives but not to excite him. He's the soprt of generic, inoffensive, generally good VP straight from central casting. I actually think he's got a decent shot at the ticket but if McCain picks him, I think it shows that he's worried.

Tim Pawlenty - The governor of Minnesota. A lot of governors on the lsit since McCain lacks that executive experience and this can shore it up a bit. And Minnesota's one of those swing states the GOP has a shot at and this could help. I think Pawlenty is similar to Crist in a lot of ways - good experience, smart, competent. But, again, there' nothing THAT special about him, nothing to get too excited about. Which can be fine. For the msot aprt, people vote for the top of the ticket, regardless of who is VP. I think Pawlenty seems more youtful and dynamic than Crist and Minnesota is a bigger challenge, so between the two of them, I'd take Pawlenty.

Sarah Pallin - The governor of Alaska. She's smart, a solid conservative and has a good record as a gvoernor. But let's face it, we wouldn't be talking about her if she weren't a woman. I know a lot of women out there are still upset about Hillary not getting the nod and making history as the first woman VP. I know a lot her supporters ahve threatened to defect to McCain if Obama won. Maybe he can get some fo the female vote by adding ehr to the ticket. Is it shameless pandering? Yes? Would it be worth it if it helped him win? You bet your ass. The more I learn about her, I actually like ehr. As I mentioned, she has good credentials, but also jsut seems like a really nice, decent person, she has an attractive family life and seems able to relate to everyday people. I think she actually brings a lot more to the ticket than her gender but the reality si that Alaska is already pretty much guaranteed to vote for McCain and she's not exactly a household name. Still, I wouldn't count her out.

Ok, so those are the frontrunners, in my humble opinion. There are a lot of other names flaoting around but I really think it's likely to come down to one of the people I mentioned above. Just so I don't look stupid if I'm completely wrong, I'll throw in a few more names of potential choices.

Condi Rice - Would be good. Can check botht eh "black" and "female" boxes. Great foreign policy experience. Of course, McCain already has that, she's never held elected office, she's tied very strongly to an unpopular war and unpopular president and she seems pretty adamant about not wanting the job in the first palce.

Rudy Giuliani - I don't have anything negative to say about his record as mayor. But on a eprsonal level, he's nutty as can, has tons of baggage and is way less conservative than McCain. The grassroots would enver go for it.

Haley Barbour - Governor of Mississippi. Great governor. Was the only guy to walk away from Hurricane Katrina actually having done a good job. Fundraising machine. Very popular among conservatives and connected with party leaders. But, again, Mississippi is already going GOP, he has little national profile and his days as a lobbyist are not exactly the message McCain wants to be sending out about doing politics differently.

Duncan Hunter - Congressman from California. Solidly conservative and popular with the base. McCain talks about California being in play but I don't buy it and I don't think Hunter could come close to delivering it anyways. He's got a son serving in Iraq and I believe he's a veteran himself so he and McCain could be very strong on the patriot front. But he's relatively unknown and not likely to excite anyone, has no executive experience and is probably too right to attract moderates.

Mark Sanford - Governor of South Carolina. Same sorta guy as Pawlenty and Crist. Don't count him out but don't count on him either.

Fred Thompson - He and McCain are good friends and he has strong conservative credentials. But he ran a disastrous primary campaign and doesn't seem all that interested in politics anymore. Plus, ahve you seen his wife? After watching the Julie COuillard drama unfold, I'm not sure how well she'd go over.

Apr. 18th, 2008

Baseball, family values and the black community

Okay, so I believe that it was last season that marked the 60th anniversary of Jackie Robinson breaking baseball's colour line.

I was reading an article that mentioned that today, only 8% of Major League Baseball Players are black. Jason Whitlock, a sportswriter (and a black guy, so he can get away with it) has an interesting theory as to why since Jackie Robinson opened up the doors and so many great black ballplayers were in the league, their numbers are now in serious decline. He says:

 'Baseball is a game of fathers and sons in America,' he said. 'You have to be taught the game, and taught an appreciation of the game. There's a crisis in the black community, a total collapse of our family structure and absence of fathers. It's not that surprising we have little interest in baseball.'

Anyways, the writer goes on to point out the that the two best black players (likely best players period) of the last 20 years or so were Barry Bonds (forget the steroids for a moment) and Ken Griffey Jr. And both were the sons of professional players who taught them the game.

Family values. Not jsut good for society. Good for baseball too.
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Apr. 15th, 2008

America's Worst President

So, I'm killing a little time at the office, checking some news sites and come across a story about Jimmy Carter's recent visit to Israel. Apparently, he not only laid a wreath at the grave of Yasser Arafat, a known terrorist thug who is personally responsible for dozens of murders, he also apparently gave a nice warm hug to a senior leader of Hamas...you know, the group that has pulled of dozens of suicide bombins and recently hailed the killer who massacred students at a yeshiva as a"hero". Yeah, he gets a hug from a former American president.

I guess Carter was not content with ruining the economy and doing his best to lose the Cold War while in office. He now insists on extending his reign of incompetent buffoonery well into retirement. I guess the only thin worse than the Carter presidency is the carter ex-presidency.

Apr. 2nd, 2008

2008 Baseball Preview

Yes, I know, I haven't been posting much. Sorry. I'm getting over a very busy period at work. I will try to put something on here at least a couple times a week from now on.

Anyways, the baseball season started this week and I am very pleased as baseball is the only sport I really follow with any major intensity. And sicne all the amgazines, papers and sports blogs are giving their predictions for what will happen this year, I thought I'd jump into the game myself.  I think when I'm done my general preview, I'll do a more in-depth psot specifically on the Jays.

I'll do this on a division by division basis. Teams will be listed in the order that I expect that they will finish.

Here it goes:

American League

American League East

1. Boston Red Sox
2. New York Yankees (Wild Card winner)
3. Toronto Blue Jays
4. Tampa Bay Devil Rays
5. Baltimore Orioles

The big story over the offseason was the intense competitions between the Sox and Yankees over who was going to be able to scoop Johan Santana away from Minnesota. Santana is by far the best pitcher in the league and if either team had picked him up, that would have changed the dynamic incredibly. Alas, neither did and both teams are bringing essentially the same teams they had last year (now that last year's MVP A-Rod has balked on his threat to go elsewhere for more cash). 

Well, if the teams are essentially the same, it favours the Sox who, after all, won the World Series last year. They're gonna miss Curt Schilling to injury but they're strong enough without him that they should be able to cruise to the division title easily enough. They really have few weak spots. With Santana now in the NL, Josh Beckett is probably the best pitcher in the league. Dice-K didn't quite live up to the hype last year but is still solid in the number 2 role. I've always ahd a soft spot for Wakefield, who is probably the last knuckleballer left in the league. And they have two good young arms in Lester and Buckholz. Beyond that, the bullpen is rock solid with Okijima and Delcarmen and the best closer in the league, Jon Papelbon.

The Yankees are a bit more of a question mark. They've got a bunch of young pitchers who could be great or jsut mediocre. It's too early to tell. If they keep Joba Chamberlain as the set-up man, that combination of him and Rivera is pretty great. But aside from A-Rod the offence is a question mark. Giambi sucks now that he's off the juice and nobody else wants to pick up his bloated contract so they're stuck with him. Jeter is solid for average but doesn't bring much power and Matsui and Abreu seem to be in decline. I love 2nd baseman Robinson Cano and think he's gonna be a great player one day but he's not quite there yet. Plus, Torre is gone and they've got a new manager so I think it's gonna be a transitional, rebuilding year for them.

The frustration of being a Jays fan is that the team is stuck in a division with two perennial contenders in the sox and Yankees. So, yes, teh Jays are an improved team over last year. I like the rolen and eckstein pickups. They've got some good young pitchers with a lot of promise. Hopefully, last year was an off-year for Wells and he'll be back in top form. And hopefully their two best pitchers, Halladay and Burnett, can avoid injuries that kept them sidelined last year. But you can be a really good golfer and if you're playing Tiger Woods, you're still gonna lose. The Jays are better, jsut not good enough.

The Rays have a good young team but they jsut don't ahve the payroll to compete. The orioles spend a lot of money but spend it very stupidly and are a really terrible team, even if they've got one of teh best ballparks I've ever been to.

American League Central

1. Detroit Tigers
2. Cleveland Indians
3. Minnesota Twins
4. Chicago White Sox
5. Kansas City Royals

The Tigers made the best off-season moves this past year by a long shot. They were a solid team last year and then they went out and made themselves extraordinarily better. They already had one of the best pitching rotations in the league with great young guns like Verlander and Bonderman plus a solid veteran in Kenny Rogers. Now, they've gone and added Dontrelle Willis, one of the best young pitchers in the league to an already good rotation, making it now the league's best. Their offence is already sick with one of the best high-average hitters in Palanco, plus great power from Sheffield and Ordonez. And they've gone now and added one of the league's best all-around players in Miguel Cabrera. So not only do they have the best pitching in the league but the best hitting as well. They're a veritable Murderer's Row now. Defense is rock solid as well and will be only helped by the addition of one of the league's best shortstops, Edgar Renteria.

The Indians made it to the ALCS last year, but I consider it a bit of a fluke. Any team can have a great year (except the Royals). It's doing it again that proves how good you are. And I don't expect the Indians to make the playoffs this year. They've got a great starter in Sabathia but a a lot of weak spots, especially in teh bullpen. They'll be a solid team but Detroit has improved too much for the Tribe to really offer much in the way of competition.

I've always had a soft spot for the Twins, probably relating to the Kirby Pucket days. But without Santana, they are lsot. Liriano has a ton of potential if he can stay healthy but as we saw while he was gone last year, one great pitcher is not enough to make a competitor.

The White Sox are an ageing, declining team. The Kansas City Royals are probably the worst team in baseball. Look for Detroit to rack up the best record in the league jsut by virtue of playing in this weak division.

American League West

1. Seattle Mariners
2. Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim
3. Oakland Athletics
4. Texas Rangers

This is the toughest division for me to call. No one team really stand out here. I think it could be close between the Mariners and Angels. Seattle added a great arm in Bedard and if Ichiro can have a big year, they can compete. The Angels have a pretty strong rotation but the offense is in decline. I've been a huge Guerrero fan since his Montreal Expos days, but he seems to have passed his best-before date. "Moneyball" only gave Oakland a competitive advantage when they were the only ones doing it. Today, everyone is. They lost their best pitcher in the offseason and this looks to be a rebuilding year for them. Texas is mediocre at best with horrible pitching and i don't expect much from them.

National League

National League East


1. New York Mets
2. Philadelphia Phillies
3.Atlanta Braves
4. Washington Nationals
5. Florida Marlins

The Mets had a great season last year right up until the spectacular collapse at the end. Shit happens. They were still a great team. And they've gotten a ton better because they jsut went out and got themselves the best pitcher in the league, Johan Santana. Having him and Pedro Martinez together means ahving the two best (non-juiced) pitchers of my lifetime in the same rotation. Yeah, Pedro isn't what he used to be but if he can stay healthy, he can still contribute solid starts even if he can't go as deep as he once could. Shouldn't matter since they've got a good bullpen and a great closer in Billy Wagner. The offence is absolutely stacked with guys like Delgado, Beltran and Wright. They're in a pretty good division but I think the Santana addition puts them over the top.

The Phillies have a ridiculously stacked offence. Ryan Howard is maybe the best young player in baseball and, along with Albert Pujols, could be one to re-write some record books. Jimmy Rollins is coming off an MVP season and is great with the glove and the bat, as is second baseman Chase Utley. But pitching wins and the Phillies don't have it.

The braves are a question mark. They've got Hall of Fame pitchers in Smoltz and Glavine but these guys are both past 40. Tim Hudson is a strong young pitcher. They lsot their best bat in Andruw Jones over the off-season, but picked up a decent one in Mark Texeira.

The Marlins have a knack for producing great players. But they ahve no money and sell them off as soon as they get good. This past off-season was a massive fire sale and the Marlins aren't left with much. They've got Hanley Ramirez who has the potential to be one of the best in the game but he's not enough on his own. Plus, he'll probably be gone by next year.

National League Central

1. Milwaukee Brewers
2. Chicago Cubs
3. Houston Astors
4. St. Louis Cardinals
5. Cincinnati Reds
6. Pittsburgh Pirates

This is another tough one to call. This division is always interesting to watch and there are always some surprises. The big hype seems to be about the Cubs. Now, I like the Cubs. I want them to win. Lou Pineilla is a great manager. I jsut don't know if they've done enough to get tehre. They added Fukodome from Japan who is supposed to be great, but I'll believe it when I see it. With the exception of Ichiron, Japanese players have tended to need a little while to make the transition to MLB. The Brewers were a surprising team last year. Prince Fielder is one fo the great young players who has a ton of power. I really don't know how to call this one. Any of these teams could win it and I wouldn't be the least bit surprised.

National League West

1. Arizona Diamondbacks
2. Los Angeles Dodgers (Wild Card winner)
3. Colorado Rockies
4. San Diego Padres
5. San Francisco Giants

The Rockies were a bit of a fluke last year. They had an amazing run towards the end and it amde for great baseball watching, but at the end of the day (as we saw in the Series) they're just not a great team. Lots of talented young guys, bu the pitching needs a big upgrade. Arizona, however, has terrific pitching. They already had former Cy Young winner Brandon Webb and they've gone out and added Dan Haren and Randy Johnson, giving them one of the best rotations in the league. Solid defense from former Blue Jay orlando hudson and no super star offensive players but some solid bats which should be enough to put them over the top in a weak division. The Dodgers are gonna be a better team jsut by virtue of having Joe Torre at the helm. they added a nice bat in Andrew Jones to what was already a pretty solid lineup. And they play in a terrible division, which should give them a boost.

World Series Prediction
Detroit Tigers over New York Mets

American League MVP
Alex Rodrigez, Yankees

American League Cy Young Award
Josh Becket, Red Sox

National League MVP
David Wright, Mets

National League Cy Young Award
Johan Santana, Mets

Mar. 19th, 2008

Watch This Speech by Obama

Okay, I'm not an Obama fan, I loathe and spurn the Democratic party, I'm one of the few people in the world who still supports President Bush and I'm saving up my vacation days so that I can spend a good chucnk of late October and early November campaigning for Senator McCain.

But I love a good speech. And this is one of the best I've heard in a long time. I've said it before and I'll say it again. THis guy is the msot talented politician we've seen in years. He makes Bill Clinton look like...well, like Hillary Clinton.

You can watch and read the whole thing at http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/hisownwords/

Wow.

Mar. 16th, 2008

Your (Almost Sorta) Weekly Mix Tape

I'm back.

Yes, I've been bad about posting. When I started this thing, I was posting every day and now I feel good if I've posted once a week. But that's the way it's going to be for a while. I've been incredibly busy. And I don't want to psot every day jsut for the sake of posting something. Its about quality, not quantity, yes? THis isn't  about breaking news. It's about whatever the hell I want to tell you. I'm not Matt fucking Drudge, okay?  I do promise though that I'll try to do better.

Anyways, time for my regular feature in which I tell you about the latest mix tape that I've made.

I don't know how good this one is. THe problem is that I've already made this girl like close to 10 CDs so I sorta run out of good ideas because not only can I not repeat songs, I try to avoid repeating artists as much as possible but I haven't exactly been doing that since I've found stuff she likes so make a point of including them. Actually, I set up the track listing and realized that the second song on the CD was actually on the last one that I amde for her, so I had to start all over again.  Also, this is odd but I try not to include songs I've put on mixes for other people. Or that other girls ahve introduced me to. Though I've broken that rule a few times. And will today. Anyways, none of you care about this nonsense ranting about my shallow pesonal life so I'll jsut go ahead and give you this week's track listing.

1. Washington, D.C. by The Magnetic Fields - As discussed, these guys are one of my all-time favourite bands. I simply adore them. I'm loving their new album and it is so far my pick for album of the year but I realize that it's still quite early and The HOld Steady have a new one coming out. Anyways, I was gonna put a track off the new album on this but then I remembered this song. We want to move to Washington one day so it seems appropriate. And it's a fun, unique way to start an album. Write that down.

2. Ghost by Neutral Milk Hotel - Greatest band ever. Not my favourite song of tehirs but I absolutely adore the intro to it. THe first 30 seconds or so are incredibly powerful. "Ghost" used to be her nicknmae. So including this not only shows that I pay attention to such things but allows me to engage in affectionate teasing. It's sweet, really.

3. They're not Waving by Vyvienne Long - okay, this is the one over which I was torn. (You like how I narrowly avoided ending a sentence with a preposition there, don't you?).  I hadn't heard this song in a year and then heard it on a podcast and remembered how great it was. My ex-girlfriend played it for me like a year ago and I loved it. I couldn't even remember the name or artist so had to email her to acquire that information. Then I couldn't find the song anywhere and became determined to track it down and went to multiple record stores only to find out that this CD has been completely sold out in North America for some time. I found it online eventually and had to include it jsut because it took so much work to get it. But I feel kinda guilty. Is this the mix tape equivalent of adultery? Or re-gifting? I dont know. But I know it's a beautiful song. And the previous song flows into it beautifully. For those who don't know her, she plays cello for Damien Rice and this is her solo work. She's from Dublin and has a beautiful Irish accent.

4. Disco 2000 by Pulp - So back in the mid-1990s the big dispute was who ruled the Brit Pop genre: Oasis or Blur. The answer was actually Pulp. (Radiohead are in another category entirely). I also remember when this song came out and the yar 2000 seemed so far away and it does now as well in the opposite direction. Yeah, the message in this one is pretty obvious.

5. Lovecraft in Brooklyn by The Mountain Goats - I jsut discovered these guys and love them. Incredibly good lyrics. Most of it is soft, folk-y stuff but they bring the rock on this one. It's catchy and and dance-y.

6. Cattle and the Creeping Things by The Hold Steady - Another of my favourite bands. And maybe their greatest song. This shows why Craig Finn is the greatest songwriter alive today. This could win a Pulitzer for poetry. I really can't believe how he manages to weave so many excellent Biblical references into this one. Can't wait for the new album to come out.

7. Death of an Interior Decorator by Death Cab for Cutie - I've included so many songs off Transatlanticism on mix tapes. It's really one of my favourite CDs ever. (Look for it on my next upate of greatest albums ever). The song is about weddings and we're planning ours, except not really. It seemed appropriate.

8. Black History Month by Death from Above - I guess I'm a couple weeks late for this. Still a good song, though. I'm sad that they won't be making another album.

9. Los Angeles, I'm Yours by The Decemberists - She likes these guys. So do I. The lyrics on this are jsut terrific. For some reason, I listened to this constantly while I was in ISrael. It was one of those songs I knew for a long time but always sorta overlooked and then listening to it one day, it jsut hit me how great it was.

10. Bastards of Young by The Replacements - Okay, as a test, I recently gave her a copy of one of my favourite books - Killing Yourself to Live by Chuck Klosterman. And she (finally) finished it this weekend. Now, there will come a point in the future where I will sit and wonder "Where did it all go wrong with her?" and I will be able to trace it back to the moment that I sent ehr this book. But that is besides the point. This song actually makes a rather important cameo appearance in the book and there's all sorts of significance to my inclusion of it in this mix as a reference to the book and what it comes to represent in the course of human relationships. But it's also a very rocking song from a very cool band from Minnesota, which for some reason has produced so much rocking music, it's hard to fathom.

11. My Drug Buddy by The Lonheads - This song also makes an important appearance in the book. Klosterman is describing women he knows and talks about which song can best sum them up. And this is what he choses for one of them. Now, this song is actually not a good descriptor for the recipient of this tape, for several reasons. THe most notable of which is that I've never used drugs with her.  I think she would be more of a combination of the girl described in "Disco 2000" and the girl described in Belle and Sebastian's "Loneliness of a Middle Distance Runner" divided by the girl in Neutral Milk Hotel's "Two-Headed Boy", multiplied by the girl in the Mouldy Peaches "Anyone Else but You" and, yeah, I know those are pretty obscure fucking references but some people demand obscurity.

12. Mad World by Gary Jules - Um, no real reason to include this except that I jsut got the CD (finally) after liking it for a long time and thought I'd throw it in.

13. Popular by Nada Surf - This is a strange, funny song. It can be rpetty rocking too. It skirts the fine line between seriousness and irony and I'm not sure exactly what side it ends up on. We went to high school together so this seems right.

14. Fake Empire by The National - I've put two National songs on previous CDs and she liked both of them, so I figured I would try to up the odds of her liking this one too. I'm really liking these guys a lot. And they're from Ohio where she now (unfortunately) lives. Maybe that' a stretch.

15. Hallellujah by Jeff Buckley - This song and a big digression on Buckley also appear in the book but that's not why this is here. It's here because it's one of the msot beautiful recordings ever made. It might crack my all-time top favourite songs. (Note to self: do a lsit of top-ten all-time favourite songs).

16. Munich by The Editors - Another CD I recently bought and another rocking song.

17. Creep by Scala and Kolacny Brothers - I talked about these guys in ym last post about mixes. They're this all-girls choir from Belgium who covers contemporary pop songs. She said she wanted to hear this one, so now she can. It's also a great way to end a CD because it finishes with a huge round of applause that I will take as being directed at me.

Feb. 24th, 2008

Your Weekly Mix Tape

So, last week I inanaugurated a new feature on this blog: the weekly mix tape. In this feature, I tell you about the latest tape I made and you can then go and downlaod all of these songs and create your very own! I actually got a lot of nice comments on that post and several people actually downloaded songs they had never heard before and thanked me for introducing them to them. Well, it's nice to know that I can still make a difference.

OK, sports fans, here is the latest mix tape I made. Actually, she will get this at the same time as the one I made last week cause I never got around to sending that one to her. I also need to send her a copy of Killing Yourself to Live by Chuck Klosterman because I always buy that book for girls as a test of whether or not I can truly love them.

OK, here's this week's selections:

1. Positive Jam by The Hold Steady - These guys are my favourite band working today. I simply adore them and can't wait for the next album. And this song is the absolute perfect way to start a CD. Actually, when I saw them live, I believe they closed with it, which is odd. But it allowed them to open with Horntets! Hornets! which is another great first song and I've actually used that as an intro on mixes before.

2. Add it Up by The Violent Femmes - This is another song that makes an excellent first song on a mix. I suppose I should have saved this for that role in a future mix, but I don't know how long this girl will actually put up with me for, so why risk the chance of not being able to use this? I'm also curious as to whether she will be offended by the inclusion of a song with the lyrics "Why can't I get jsut one fuck?" Hopefully, she will approve of my straightforward approach.

3. You or Your Memory by The Mountain Goats - I'm just getting into this band now and they are quickly becoming one of my favourites. I bought their latest album and it blew me away. They're really incredibly. Beautiful, simple songs with amazing lyrics.

4. Mr. November by The National - I hadn't actually heard of these guys till I bought their most recent album, which I ended up ranking quite high on my list of this past year's best albums. After that, I went back and bought their older stuff and this song blew me away. It's incredibly powerful. I dig it big time.

5. Friday I'm in Love by The Cure - I've always loved this song. Normally, we both waste our fridays emailing each other and sending ridiculous ecards with messages like "I want to adopt an Asian baby with you." I guess this seemed appropriate. I also guess that that's a bit of a stretch. Cool song though.

6. Your Ex-Lover is Dead by Stars - No real reason to include this other than that I love this song. I have to go to Montreal on business next week and I always listen to this when I'm there for some reason. I guess I like listening to the lyrics about Pont Champlagne when I'm actually driving over it. So I guess that's why I was thinking about this.

7. Foundations by Kate Nash - I added this because she recently told me how much she likes Kate Nash. Including a song by Kate Nash demonstrates that I am a good listener. Women like that, apparently. I'm not sure. I can't remember. It's also appropriate to include a song by a pretty redhead on a CD for a pretty redhead. She once used that same line in relation to Jenny Lewis. The fact that I'm now writing that also proves that I am a good listener. Her? Not such a good listener. I'm still waiting for my cookies.

8. Swimmers by Broken Social Scene - Really, you can never go wrong including BSS on a mix tape. They probably get included on more tapes than any other artist because they are so unique and versatile. 

9. With or Without You - Scala and Kolacny Brothers - OK, do you know about this group? I have jsut discovered them and I am in love.  This is two brotehrs directing a church girls' choir in Belgium and they do covers of contemprorary pop music. Go download their stuff right now. They also do a really cool cover of Under the Bridge by Red Hot Chili Peppers and Creep by Radiohead. Hearing these Belgian girls in falsetto sing "You're so fucking special / I wish I were special / bu I'm a creep" is surreal but beautiful. I can't believe no one thought of this earlier.

10. Real Love by Regina Spektor - This woman has an amazing voice. I saw her live ages ago opening up for The Strokes. I have nothing else to say about this song.

11. Rebecca by Love Monsters - Um, I included this song because the CD is for someone named Rebecca. I once told her that I like to include a song with the person's name in it on tapes I make for them and she complained that there were no songs called "Rebecca". Well, I scoured the ends of the earth and managed to find a few. This was the best one. Not a bad song, actually.

12. Ladies and Gentlemen We are Floating in Space by Spiritualized - One of the msot perfect songs ever. I think I ranked the CD this appears on in my top 5 all-time CDs and it's really on the strength of this song. Brilliant.

13. Since U Been Gone / Maps by Ted Leo - OK, my dark secret is that I really like this Kelly Clarkson song. Yeah, I know, that makes me lame and now you won't invite me to your hipster parties. But I think the fact that Ted Leo covered it now makes it acceptable to like. It's no longer a guilty pleasure. Though I don't really like the concept of "guilty pleasures" as a descriptor of something you sincerely enjoy. I mean, if I were to snort angel dust and cheat on my girlfriend, THAT would be a guilty pleasure in that it would be pleasurable while also making me feel guilty. But I don't really feel "guilty" about listening to music I like. I guess there's the guilt in knowing that you're "wasting your time" but if I weren't listening to the song, it's not as if I would otherwise be working on a cure for cancer of searching The Economist for factual errors. This song then fades into Maps by Yeah Yeah Yeahs and she likes that song, so this is a good pick, if I may say so.

14. Owner of a Lonely Heart by Grizzly Bear - I guess this falls into the same category as above. A good song that you're not really supposed to admit liking but then some cool indie band covers it and now you have permission. Okay, I'll take it.

15. Dry Your Eyes by The Streets - I find most rap music almost unlistenable and just thoroughly awful with no societal value. But I dig this song a lot. I think it's because he's British. If only British people were allowed to rap, we may jsut be able to save the genre.

16. Oh Comely by Neutral Milk Hotel - This is by far teh greatest song ever. And I don't think she's heard it yet. Because I introduced her to this song, even if she decides tomorrow that she hates me, she is guaranteed to remember me forever.

Feb. 18th, 2008

The Art of the Mix Tape

First of all, let me wish all of you a very merry made-up, bullshit, contrived, vote-pandering...er, Family Day. 
Yes, Dalton MCGuinty's great gift to us of an extra day off. In the middle of February. When it's freezing cold outside and there's nothing to do. I celebrated Family Day by doing the work I would normally do at the office from home. And I'm also gonna extend this family day by staying late at the office tomorrow to get everything done. So it's really a gift that keeps on giving.

I also did spend some time this inaugural Family Day by downloading a shitload of music and burning a mix CD. Which got me thinking that maybe I should start a new feature on this blog called The Weekly Mix Tape where I will post a bunch of songs for you to download and you can create your very own mix tape from it and feel as if you're special enough for me to make them for you myself.

Of course, I haven't yet figured out exactly how to post MP3s to this, so I will just list the tracks and you all can go get them and I'll get to work on figuring out this fancy new technology that all the kids are using these days.

Anyways, I should add that I am quite good at making mix tapes. Very good, in fact. I would estimate that roughly 50% of my career sexual experiences can be directly tied to my ability to find good songs and arrange them together in a pleasing manner. You see, it's more complicated than simply throwing a bunch of songs together. You need to put a lot of thought into it. Well, you really don't, but I put far more thought into these tapes than I do into just about anything else. Which is why I prefer doing them on actual tapes as opposed to CDs. This is for two reasons. As I've mentioned in other posts when discussing my favourite albums, I much prefer "albums" to "a collection of songs". This forces you to listen to the whole thing in order and really get a sense of jsut what it is that I'm trying to create instead of just skipping around to your favourite songs. This because there are always messages hidden amongst the "rocking" songs that are just there cause they sound good. Of course, to anyone remotely intelligent, these messages aren't all that difficult to decipher. They generally fall into two broad themes, the first theme being "Even though you think that I like you and we are officially together, the truth is that i do not, in fact, like you very much,  I feel trapped in this relationship and I desperately want for it to be over" and the second theme being "Even though we are officially friends and we hang around casually, the truth is that I find you very physically attractive and would very much like to sleep with you and hope that these songs will somehow make you think that would be a good idea."

I also have certain signature touches that I like to add to my mixes. First, covers are huge. So are live versions. This is because it allows me to show off how much obscure shit I know about music.

I also like personalizing them as much as possible. This is especially true if I can find a good song that features the name of the person for whom the tape is intended. This is not always so easily, however. But I remember the last time I did this. I included a song that was the name of the girl it was for and on the track lasting included a note that said "I bet you are sick of boys putting this song on mix tapes for you" but hoping that no one had actually done this before and that this would so impress her that she would fall in love with me. This turned out to be correct on both counts. Of course, personalization is not a hard and fast rule. Recently, before I left to go away for a while, I needed to give a girl a mix tape but had already packed up all of my CDs, so recycled one that I had made for someone else but never actually given her. And she managed to think it was really thoughtful and made jsut for her. I probably shouldn't be confessing to this.

Anyways, this is probably the worst post I've ever written. As if anyone actually gives a shit about what songs I jsut put on a CD. I'm not even sure the person it's for will be all THAT interested. Besides, she's gotten like 3 of them in the apst several weeks, so I think this is the alst for a while. Good thing it's quite excellent.

Ok, here are the track listings and insights into those songs. SPOILER ALERT: if you are the person I made this for (you know who you are) and you want the songs to actually be a surprise, you should stop reading this right now. Also, you should bake me some cookies. But that's besides the point.

Track Listing

1. Kiss Off by The Violent Femmes - It's a very cool live version where you can really hear the crowd singing along. I generally think live versions make excellent first songs on mixes.

2. Photobooth by Death Cab for Cutie - There is no real significance to this song being here. I rather just enjoy it and felt it was a good follow-up to the previous one. Order of songs is very important. They have to flow.

3. I Felt Your Shape by The Microphones - She has to figure this one out for herself.

4. Cape Cod Kwassa Kwassa by Vampire Weekend - I jsut bought this recently and haven't put it on any mixes yet. This is the best song on the album in my opinion. I'm still undecided as to how much I like these guys. Snappy dressers, though. More indie rockers definitely need to wear bow ties.

5. Red Right Ankle by The Decemberists - This is my favourite song of theirs and they are one of my all time favourite bands. I jsut adore this.

6. I feel it All by Feist (Remix bt Britt from Spoon) - Remixes of great songs kick so much ass. This may be the best one I've heard in years. It rocks so much and makes me want to dance. Definitely go download it.

7. Love Will Tear Us Apart by Jose Gonzales - The original Joy Division version is my favourite song ever and I adore covers in general and this one is simply beautiful. It's played on an acoustic guitar and it makes me want to cry.

8. Freedom Hangs Like Heaven by Iron & Wine - One of my favourite musicians. His songs ahve been on every tape I've made her so far, so I figured I'd keep the trend going.

9. Wonderwall by Cat Power - On the first mix I made her, I included the Ryan Adams cover of this same song. I think this version is even better.

10. In the Aeroplane Over the Sea by Matt Pond PA - Yet another cover and yet another brilliant one. The original Neutral Milk Hotel version was on her first mix and she liked it, so I am including this.

11. The Sad Waltzes of Pietro Crespi by Owen - First of all, this is the best name for a song ever. It's also sort of a test to see if someone is smart enough to get the literary reference found within. Actually, the truth is that I first became aware of this song when someone put it on a mix for me. Yes, lots of not-so-hidden messages in this one.

12. That Dress Looks Nice on You by Sufjan Stevens - She likes Sufjan a lot. We've discussed him before. This is one of his best songs and not as well known as the stuff on the Illinoise album.

13.  If We Can Land a Man on the Moon, Surely I Can Win Your Heart by Beulah - Another great name for a song. And it's appropriate because the lyrics could sort of be construed as being about making mixes. Or at least I like to think so.

14. New York I Love You But You're Bringing Me Down by LCD Soundsystem - I included this one because I recently ahd to go to New York and was feeling down and we discussed that. A pretty obvious one. But personalization is good.

15. Piazza, New York Catcher by Belle and Sebastian - An absolutely brillaint song. Who writes a song about the sexual orientation of a washed-up baseball player and makes it sound so sweet? These guys do. There are also a bunch of Sandy Koufax references in it.

16. Lover's Spit by Broken Social Scene - the Version off of Bee Hive. Their best song. Absolutely beautiful. I want to play this song at my wedding but I guess I worry about whether it's appropriate to have our dance be to a song whose lyrics contain the line "swallowing words while giving head/" I could see some parents getting upset if their kids ask them what "giving head" means. I also am not so sure the rabbi would like it.

17. The Past is a Grotesque Animal by Of Montreal - I can't say enough good things about this song. I think it's now creeped into my all time top 5. The guy name drops Georges Bataille, makes allusions to Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf? and generally makes a beautiful and dance-inspiring 10-minute epic. There may be no better way to end a mix than this song.

If anyone has actually read this whole thing, I hope this didn't suck that bad. I'd really hate to spoil your Family Day.

Feb. 10th, 2008

Ezra Levant, Warren Kinsella, Hate Speech and Free Speech

First of all, I have not been so good at keeping this blog updated as of late. Things have gotten rather busy at work and...well, I could give you a bunch of excuses, but mea culpa, mea culpa. I appreciate the emails and facebook messages from those who actually read this and miss my commentaries and will endeavour to do better though will say upfront that this week is also going to be crazy and I'll be out of town for a bit, so don't hold your breath.

Anyways, while I didn't have so much time to actually write my own blog, I did find the time to read some other folks fine blogs and it seems the whole blogosphere is engaged in quite the debate over the limits of free speech, with Ezra Levant and Warren Kinsella sort of taking the leads on their respective sides.

Now, for the record, I happen to know Warren a little bit (though it's been a while) and I generally consider him a good guy, political disagreements between us notwithstanding. I also know Ezra a little a bit and also consider him to generally be a good guy, again with our (way fewer than with Warren) political disagreements notwithstanding.

For those of you who haven't paid attention, let me do my best to summarize:

I've already written about the trouble that Ezra Levant is currently experiencing as a result of publishing the infamous Danish cartoons of Mohammed in his sadly now-defunct magazine the Western Standard. To summarize my feelings on that whole incident: Were I in Ezra's shoes, I would not have done it. Not because I'm not committed to free speech. And not because I'm intimidated by extremists. And not because I wasn't in solidarity with journalists who were having their lives threatened.  Simply because they weren't very good or particularly insightful or even a little bit funny. I think religion (whether my own or someone else's) is certainly fair grounds for satire if done well. But these cartoons were not satire. They were crude, needlessly inflammatory and gratuitously provocative. Even from a strategic perspective, they were all wrong. We all know that the world has no shortage of violent, fanatical Muslims intent on killing us infidels. Such people should be - no, need to be - ridiculued and exposed with as little mercy as they would show us. But the world also has no shortage of Muslims who are kind, decent, caring good people who are as peaceful as anyone else and who are as opposed to Islamic fanatacism as anyone else and who are our allies in this war. And they revere Mohammed, just as any devout Muslim would.  And needlessly provoking and insulting people who we want - no, need - on our side is jsut stupid. 

But there's a big difference between doing something inadvisable and having that thing used as the basis for dragging you before a Human Rights Commission. Nobody's "human rights" were violated on the basis of those cartoons being published in a magazine. And for Ezra (and Mark Steyn and many others) to now have to waste time and money defending themselves for stating their bloody opinions is, in my humble opinion, a travesty.

As Paul Martin might say, "I was a terrible PM who got my ass kicked and deservedly do." But that is besides the point. As Paul Martin might also say, "Let me be clear." And so let me be clear: I think that there is a big difference between supporting the right to take a given action and supporting the action, itself. I can support Ezra's right to publish those cartoons without supporting the actual publication of those cartoons, jsut as I can support someone's right to go out tonight, drink two bottles of vodka and gamble their life savings away at a casino, while still considering that an incredibly stupid decision. Last week, I was on the Michael Coren Show and we were discussing, briefly, the hate crimes trial of David Ahenekew and another panellist, David Menzies (who is way nicer in person than he seems on TV) said "You know, I really hate to be put in the position of defending people like David Ahenekew and Ernst Zundel...". And,  that's what  our opponents need to realize. Yes, people like him and like Ezra and like ME, do hate having to defend people like that. If anyone out there really believes that someone named "EZRA LEVANT" really enjoys defending neo-Nazis who hate Jews, I simply don't know what to say to them. Keith Martin, a Liberal MP, has recently introduced a bill to modify the Human Rights Code on hate speech.  And, predictably, a bunch of hate-mongers are all supportive of this bill and that very fact has been used by some to try to discredit what Martin is doing. And that is bullshit. Again, if anyone thinks that Keith Martin, himself a visible minority, likes the fact that he has the support of this scum, I'm really at a loss insofar as a response. Agreement on a single issue does not an ally make. If Ernst Zunel or Mohamed Elmassry or David Duke and I share a position on any issue, that is the result of happenstance at best. The fact that Jack Layton and Adolf Hitler are both fond of moustaches does not mean that they have anything else in common (despite what future Liberal ads might try to insinuate..."Layton has a moustache. Hitler had a moustache. Does Jack Layton have a secret plan to invade Poland? We just don't know. He just won't way. Choose your Canada.")

Now, Warren, it seems, at least agrees that the complaints against Ezra and Steyn are baseless. I hope teh commissioners will share that view, but that remains to be seen. But Warren uses Ezra's situation and actions as the starting point to initiate a debate about the limits of free speech, particularly in regards to hate speech.

Warren makes a very good point in one of his posts when he says that there is a big difference between scrawling "Joe was here" on the side of a building and scrawling a swastika on the side of a synogogue. Yes, techinically both are acts of "vandalism" but anyone who professes that they are essentially the same or should be treated the same is being either incredibly naive or incredibly disingenuous.

And Warren, to his credit, gives no ambiguity as to where he stands. He proudly declares himself to be "a censor." Well, so am I. And if you really bothered to think about it, I magine that all of you would be as well. And I'm not jsut speaking of the obvious cases of libel, slander, copyright infringement, death threats, yelling 'fire' in a crowded theatre, etc. I'm talking about censoring things because the content is simply too unacceptable for a decent society to permit in most circumstances. And, yes, maybe I'm tarnishing my libertarian credentials (I've long since stopped receiving their newsletters anyways), but the honest truth is that I think we all agree that certain speech is simply too inappropriate, awful or evil be permitted in many contexts. If a TV network decided to run hardcore pornography during the saturday morning children's cartoon hour, we'd all say "That's inappropriate." If a school decided to invite the head of the Ku klux Klan to give a presentation at a middle school Career Day, we'd all say "That's awful." And if any of us ever saw child pornography, none of us would even hesitate in saying "That's evil."

So I'm with Warren in resisting the hysteria that seeks to classify even the most reasonable restrictions on expression as tyranical oppression and the slippery slope towards a police state. I do know that there's a line somewhere. I'm just less confident than Warren in my own ability to pinpoint just where that line needs to be drawn.

Certainly, I think it's reasonable to restrict free speech that will incite violence. I just recognize that this is much easier said than done because it's very difficult - no, make that next to impossible - to determine with any degree of certainty just what will incite violence. For example, I've listened to The White Album by The Beatles and concluded "Gee, this is a pretty good album." Charles Manson listened to the same album and conclued that he should go on a killing spree. I've also read The Catcher in the Rye and concluded "Gee, this is a pretty good book." Mark Chapman read that same book and concluded that he should shoot John Lennon. So if the test on whether to restrict something is whether it is likely to incite violence, I would guess that The White Album and The Catcher in the Rye ought to be at the top of the lsit of things to ban, since they've actually been proven to incite violence as opposed to mere speculation that they could maybe, possibly, somehow, under certain circumstances, perhaps incite violence. Of course, that is stupid. Millions of people have heard the album and millions of people read the book and were not negatively affected by it, with the exception of a small number of nutjobs. And, maybe this is just me, but I don't think we ought to base our laws on what the craziest members of our society jsut might do. Besides, there's no way of predicting that anywyas, which goes back to my point about restricting speech being far easier in theory than it is in practice. I work with statistics all day and employ a lot of advanced analytical techniques to try to determine the relationships betwen, say, a piece of information and an action taken on behalf of having that information. It's actually impossible. You can certainly, pretty easily, show correlation but you cannot, under even the best of circumstances show causation. The very basis of the complaint against Ezra was that the publiation of those cartoons subjected Muslims to violence. Well, first, it didn't since to the best of my knowledge, there were no instances of anti-Muslim violence following. But even if there were, it would be next to impossible to point to the publication of those cartoons as the explicit cause of that violence. Now, there was plenty of violence following the publication in Europe, all of it from Muslim fanatics outraged by the cartoons. But even here, can we determine that the cartoons were the cause of that? The protester on the streets of London holding a sign that said "Behead Those Who Insult Islam"...are we to believe that this man was, until then, a peace-loving Jeffersonian democrat who was only pushed to fanaticism as teh result of seeing a crude cartoon? I think not.

So I've touched on speech that incites violence. The other candidate Warren targets for restriction is speech that "promotes hatred," which is an even more nebulous concept to determine since "violence" at least constitutes an easily identifiable action whereas "hatred" is an intangible feeling and it is even more difficult to prove a direct cause and effect relationship between a hateful message and someone absorbing hateful viewpoints.

I'm not so naive, however, as to think that such messages are not influential. Messages and information are incredibly influential. Advertisers wouldn't spend billions of dollars a year bombarding us with information if it weren't proven effective. In the course of this debate, I've heard simplistic and naive statements like "nobody's ever been harmed by hearing a message." Of course they have! Whenever there's a debate about whether a certain book should, for example, be excluded from school libraries, free speech absolutists are quick to respond that "nobody's ever been harmed by a book." What nonsense. And I suspect that tehy don't truly believe it. Because, if so, tehy'd have to believe the flip side, as well. If you believe that nobody's ever been harmed by a book, you also ahve to beleive that nobody's ever been hlped by a book. And, if so, why is so much thought and deliberation given to jsut what books our kids should read in school? We beleive that certain messages and ideas can improve people. And if that's the case, then by that very same logic, certain messages and ideas can prove harmful as well. If you don't think so, jsut look at history. Is anyone naive enough to believe that The Communist Manifesto and Mein Kamp were not major contributing factors in the rise of the two most evil, murderous regimes in history? No, I'm also not naive enough to believe that they were the sole factors. But strong contributors? Absolutely.

So I tend to agree with Warren and others who think that certain ideas and messages are harmful enough to be restricted. I guess I just don't share his concern about jsut how serious the threat is today. For example, Warren wrote on his blog about being quite alarmed at seeing a swastika and the words "white power" scrawled on a bathroom wall recently. And this must have been alarming because bathroom walls are normally reserved exclusively for  high-minded political discourse. When someone, apparently employed in the PCO, responded that he didn't see what the big deal was, Warren took him to task for it. Another Liberal blogger, Jason Cherniak, wrote about how when he was a kid, he was alarmed when someone drew a swastika in a sandbox. Um, it seems to me that the very fact that it was written in a SANDBOX gives some indication as to jsut how seriously we need to take it.

Both swastikas were scribbled by kids. Kids can be rather stupid and immature, which is preciselly because tehy are kids. When I was a little kid, we used to determine who would be "it" during games of tag or hide and seek by resorting to a crude rhyme of "eenie meenie minie moe, catch a n--ger by the toe." Not because we were racists or hateful. Just because we were a bunch of stupid kids who didn't even know what the "N-word" meant. I imagine that for many kids back then, myself included, a common insult on the playground was to call someone a "fag" or put something down by declaring it to be "so gay." Again, we didn't know that "fag" was a derogatory term for a gay person. Hell, we didn't even know what "gay" meant. We were kids. And you learn and grow a lot between the time that you're 6 and the time that you're 26 and I'm sure none of us would even think of using that sort of language today.

I don't see a swastika written on a bathroom wall as a cause for alarm. Frankly, if anything, I see it as a cause for celebration. I think it represents a great victory and speaks to how far our society has come that bigots and anti-Semites have been so marginalized and so relegated to the fringes of polite society that they have been reduced to scrawling their bullshit on bathroom walls. It's certainly far better than bigots and anti-Smites spewing their bullshit on the editorial apges of respected newspapers or from the benches in the House of Commons. When that happens, I'll start to worry. 

Don't get me wrong. I have no doubt that Warren's heart is in the right place and that he means well. And it's nice for him to be so concerned on our behalf. But if I - a Jew, the grandson of people who fled Nazi persecution, and someone who walks around all day in public wearing a yarmulke - isn't very concerned about this, I don't see why he needs to be.

Jonathan Kay had a very good article in the Post a couple days ago pointing out that the public outrage and concern expressed over bigotted kooks is pretty disproportionate to their actual impact on society. Every minor incident of racism or anti-Semitism is blown way out of proportion and vested interests begin fear-mongering about it when the truth is that, in the grand scheme of things, it's really jsut not that big of a deal. A couple days earlier, another writer whose name I can't recall had an article in the Post about the problems with the Canadian Jewish Congress and its focus on the wrong priorities. Now, I intend to do a longer, separate post about this subject later on so won't get too into it now. Suffice to say, she sees it as a big problem that the CJC seems to spend a disproportionate amount of its time, energy and resources railing against every incident of minor, marginal anti-Semitism when these are not, or should not be, the priorities of most in the Jewish community. For example, as a Jew, I'm far more worried about how I'm going to afford to send my kids to private Jewish schools than I am about being attacked by skinheads.

Now, I don't know Bernie Farber, the head of the CJC. My father knows and tells me that he's a really good guy and I don't doubt this. I know he's sincere and well-intentioned. I just think he's stuck in a 1950s mindset that jsut doesn't reflect the reality of today. The organized Jewish community needs to stop being so glum. We've won! We've made it. We can live in any neighbourhood, go to any school. We're well-represented in top hospitals, law firms and other businesses. We've served as cabinet minsiters and party leaders. We publish newspapers and magazines. We're doing just fine, thank you very much. And msot of us go through our lives every day and never even remotely worry about bigotry.

And even when it affects us, we recognize that it's just not that big of a problem.

Last year, the synogogue that I attend in Toronto was vandalized. Some asshole came by at 2 in the morning and threw rocks through the windows. This guy wasn't some terrorist mastermind. He didn't represent some great existential threat to us. Throwing the rocks through our windows was not the first incident of a second Kristallnacht. He was some 20 year old loser with no power or influence. A TTC bus was going by when the incident happened and the driver called the police and the guy was arrested within an hour. Problem solved.

The rabbi who runs this synogogue is a wonderful and wise man and a dear friend of mine. I remember seeing this on a newspaper website as breaking news and called the rabbi up and told him that I would like to make a donation to help cover the costs of the repairs. And he wouldn't take my money. Instead, he told me about the yeshiva in North York that was falling apart and where families were working two jobs or taking out extra mortgages to send their kids there. He said that if I wanted to do something to help the Jewish community, to give that money to them instead. And I did and am confident that helping some struggling family, making it even jsut a little bit easier, to give their kids a Jewish education is a far better use of my own limited resources than paying to fix windows. Besides, some neighbours of the synogogue had already come up with the money for the repairs. And none of them were Jewish. Just normal, decent citizens, just like the other 99.9% of Canadians who look upon bigots with nothing but contempt.

Alright, this has ended up being way longer than I anticipated but I don't want to end it without mentioning one of the better blog commentaries I've read on this, written by my old friend Omar Soliman. You should read the whole thing and can do so at www.soliman.ca under the "blog" link at the top, but I wanted to touch briefly on one point he made.

He says: 
"The absurdity of this approach is simple: you can’t be a social conservative and a libertarian at the same time. You can’t be the apostle of liberty on one hand and a fierce critic of it on another. You can’t call the complainant an “anti-semitic imam,” and then turn around and support the right of anti-semites to spew their hatred. It’s flawed logic."

And while I generally thought his entire post was very good, I have to respectfully disagree with Omar on this point. He's right that it's difficult to reconcile socially conservative policies with libertarian policies. But it's not as difficult to reconcile socially conservative values with libertarian policies. One of the smartest people I know, David Frum (he said, name-dropping), had a great line that basically says (I'm paraphrasing) that in a decent society, libertarian policies produce socially conservative results. So, if you look at any of the big moral issues that trouble social conservatives, he suggests that libertarian economic policies are the best manner of actually producing the results that social conservatives desire. Take the rise in out-of-wedlock births, for example. Because all humans respond to incentives, by employing libertarian economic policies, i.e. drastically overhauling welfare policies that make having out-of-wedlcok children an economically viable option for unwed teenage mothers, you will reduce the incidence of such births simply by making it no longer economically viable to do so. Instead of the financial burden being borne by society as a whole, the burden will be exclusively on the unwed mother and if she is a rational human being, will take the necessary precautions to avoid finding herself in this situation. 

I don't see the inherent contradiction in condemning this Calgary imam as "anti-Semitic" (though I ahve no idea if he is, in fact, so) while at the same time defending the rights of others to spew their own anti-Semitism. As I mentioned earlier, supporting the right to an action should not be miscontrued as supporting that action, itself. The freedom that gives this imam the right to be anti-Semitic is the same freedom that gives Ezra the right to condemn him for it.

And, this, in my humble opinion, is the best way to deal with such people. To refute them. To marginalize them. To confine them to the fringes of society where no one takes them seriously. And in our own decent society, we've done a pretty good job of that so far.

Jan. 27th, 2008

The Perils of Populism and the Politics of Bullshit

 So, this presidential race has actually proved to be the most interesting one in quite some time.

But it's also been one of the most bullshit in...well, maybe ever.

It's in the course of this campaign that we've seen the triumph of the worst kind of politics. The politics of "populism". The politics of fetishizing the stupidest voters. Of railing against "democratic deficits" and of long-winded rhetoric about the need for "unity." And the need to bring the "disenfranchsied" into the process. All of this is bullshit.

I caught the replay of Barack Obama's victory speech this morning and I have said it before and will say it again: Obama seems like the most impressive politician we ahve seen in a generation. His political and rhetorical skills are absolutely unmatched and after listening to him for 10 minutes, I'm ready to book a flight to go campaign for him. But he's full of shit. Because he's not actually saying anything. None of his speeches actually discuss any idea or any policy. They just talk about "hope" and the "need for unity" and "change." But hope, unity and change are all bullshit. Hope is bullshit because it's an emotion not an idea or a policy. Hoping to win the lottery is not a substitute for going to work every day and earning a living. Hoping for a miracle recovery is not a substitute for getting medical treatment. And campaigning on hope is not a substitute for campaigning on substance. If Obama gets elected, hope is not going to end the war and it's not going to reduce teh deficit and it's not goingto create jobs and it's disingenuous for him to pretend that it is. Another of Obama's big themes is "change" but he doesn't say what the hll that means. He hasn't proposed any policies significantly different from any other candidate. Whoever wins, it will produce "change" because it will be someone other than George W. Bush. Obama isn't concerned as to whether or not there will be a change. He just wants to make sure that the specific change is that gets to be president. The most disturbing thing to me about Obama, however, is his call for "unity." And it's not that "unity" is always bad it's just that Obama isn't really calling for unity at all. Like I said, he differs in no significant way from any other Democratic politician. His unity doesn't come from new, innovative ideas around which all Americans can unite. His desire for "unity" is a desire to see everyone unite around HIM. How does he actually propose to achieve unity? There are a lot of big disagreements in America on all sorts of issues from abortion to Iraq. His idea of "unity" is jsut that the people who disagree with him change their minds and their positions. HE has no no plans to change HIS mind of HIS positions, but if people who disagree with him to, then we can all be united. But what is the "unity" position on abortion, for example? It seems you are either for it or against it. To achieve unity on that issue, roughly half of Americans need to suddenly change tehir minds and that's not going to happen.

So while Obama peddles change and hope and unity, others - particularly Edwards and Huckabee - are peddling "populism". I despise populism because it's only through populism that politics can actually escape from the bands of rationality entirely. Because of politics, the bounds of reason that confine everything else, simply do not apply. In mathematics, if I say that 1+1=3, I'm wrong. And even if millions of people say that 1+1=3, we're still all wrong. But in politics, if millions of people say that 1+1=3, they're not "idiots" - they're a "constituency" who needs to ahve their voice heard, no matter that they're wrong by any objective standard.

Just once in my life, I'd like to hear a politician tell the voters that they're wrong. Just once I'd like someone to say "I know that this particularly policy isn't popular and many are opposed to it, but those people are wrong." People are wrong all the time. Many people are, in fact, quite stupid. Remember on 22 Minutes when Rick Mercer would speak to Americans and ask them about all sorts of ludicrous, fabricated scenarios and they would then confidently opine as to what can be done? Those are the same people asking pollster's questionnaires. Maybe if certain voters think it would be a good idea to invade Saskatchewan to stop the genocide against Hutus and are absolutely full of shit about that, maybe those same voters are full of shit when tehy say that we should withdraw from Iraq. I mean maybe, jsut maybe Condaleeza Rice with her PhD in International relations and decades of work in diplomacy may just know a liiiitle bit more than some guy working at a deli in Omaha. Maybe Ben Bernanke, the Fed chair and former chair of the economics department at Princeton has a sliiightly better sense of how to stimulate the economy than a soccer mom in Toledo.

I can't stand the idea that "the people" need to be given more say in how government tackles problems. Whenever there's a poll on basic civics, Americans 9and Canadians for that matter) fail in a spectacular manner. According to a recent poll I saw, half of Americans thought that the phrase "from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs" came from the U.S. Constitution, not the COmmunist Manifesto. And this isnt' even about strategy or details. This is just basic strcuture of government. This is jsut knowing the rules, which hardly is a ringing endorsement of expertise. I mean, I could explain the rules of football pretty thoroughly, but I still think the Patriots should stick with Bill Belichik as their coach in the Super Bowl.

But according to populism, such a a view is "elitist" and therefore, bad. Which is another way in which populism allows politics to exist in a parallel universe from anything else in the world. It's only in politics that "elite" is considered a bad word. In everything else, this is a compliment. Tiger Woods is an "elite" golfer and this is good. If I needed a heart transplant, I'd prefer to be treated by an "elite" surgeon.

Mike Huckabee has been attacking Mitt Romney for being an "elitist" and makes the pitch that "Americans want a president who reminds them of the guy they work with, not the guy who laid them off." And, yes, Americans do want that. But they are wrong to want that. Presumably, the guy who got to the point where he's in a position to lay anybody off got there by being, you know, good and competent. And no one, including the boss, enjoys laying people off. They
are simply mature enough to recognize that it's sometimes a necessary thing to do and that some things that are necessary aren't always pleasant. If Huckabee has a big problem with alying people off, should we then presume that he will never lay anyone off as President? This is a guy, afterall, who wants to abolish the Department of Education. Should we assume that all those bureaucrats will just be reassigned elsewhere?

But the bigger problem is that Huckabee is appealing to people to vote for him because he is more like them. i.e. Not an elitist. And, yes, Huckabee is definitely NOT an elitist compared to Romney. Mitt Romney is a graduate of Harvard Business School and Harvard Law School. Mike Huckabee is a graduate of Ouichita Bible College. Now, I'm not saying that Harvard Business School is the superior academic institution to Ouichita Bible College. I'M not saying that. Every independent ranking of American universities says that, though. Before entering politics, Romney was CEO of Bain and Company, one of the msot prestigious companies in the world, i.e. if your resume lists Ouichita Bible College, your chances aren't so great. Huckabee on the other hand was a pastor in rural Arkansas. Now, again, I'm not saying that Romney is more more qualified to be president based on his "elite" experience but...but I can't think of a nice way to finish that sentence.

Butt Romney, himself, is playing the populist card as "Washington outsider" because under populism experience is also considered bad. Thus, again, exempting politics from the constraints of reason that apply to everything else. Nobody seeking to hire a new employee puts up an add saying "What we're really looking for is someone with absolutely no experience in the field." Romney puts down McCain by saying that he "Spent his entire life in Washinton." Now, I have two problems with this. First, I'm pretty sure that hanoi is located outside the Beltway. But second, if McCain has a lot of experience, isn't that a good thing? Again, if I need heart surgery and hear that my doctor is a "hospital insider" who has "spent his entire life in medicine", um that sorta strikes me as a relief. I'm not exactly looking for an outsider who doesn't know what the hell he's doing.

The biggest populist in the race is John Edwards who never misses an opportunity to remind us that his father was a mill worker in North Carolina. Which I suppose does make me feel better towards John Edwards' father. At least being a mill worker is a respectable occupation, which is more than I can see for John Edwards' occupation of chasing ambulances and filing frivolous lawsuits. Edwards' big qualification, it seems, is that he "cares" more than anyone else in the race. He "understands what people are going through" probably because he reads about it in the paper in the living room of his multi-million dollar mansion. This is a take-off the Bill CLinton line of how he "feels your pain". Though, I'm not sure he ever "felt the pain" of any of the women he raped, for example. Hillary used this same approach when she ran for Senate, claiming she was the more qualified candidate because she was "more concerned" about the issues than her opponent. But being concerned about something and caring about something are very different than actually being able to do something about it. If you need surgery, I may really be concerned and care strongly that you get good treatment, but you'd still be better off having your surgery performed by a rather lacksadaisical doctor than a very concerned ME.

Populism also fetishizes the very worst kinds of voters - the "independents" and "undecideds". Many people who claim to be undecided think they're being deliberative and reasonable but they're really jsut being stupid. And I don't use "Undecideds" and "moderates" interchangeably. If you've given the issues considerationa dn arrived at the "moderate" position, fine. But fi you've looked at the issues and aprties carefully and still can't "decide" - you're jsut stupid. News flash: the parties are quite different. They have very different policies and plans. On jsut about every major issue. What is there to still be deciding. It doesn't mean that you're thoughtful or reflective to not be able to make a decision. If I give you a choice between a bowl of strawberry ice cream and being kicked quite hard in the testicles and you choose "undecided" that doesn't make you smart. it makes you an idiot. If the race is between Winston Churchill and Adolf Hitler and you try to seek a "middle ground" or "non-partisan stance" - you are not being considerate and nuanced. You are failing to recognize the difference between good and evil. And, frankly, I'd rather you not vote.

Our politics does not suffer from too little democracy. It suffers from too much. When John Kerry asks "Who among us doesn't love NASCAR?", that's too mcuh democracy right there. When Mitt Romney pretends to get down to Baha Men, we've crossed a horrible line.

Looking Forward to a Great Year of Music

So, every year, I do a list of the top albums of the year. This year was actually ahrd in that it was a challenge to think of 10 albums that I really liked and that deserved to be on the list. Just wasn't such a great year for music.

Looking forward to 11 months from now, I anticipate that I'm going to have just the opposite problem in narrowing it down to only 10. You see, some of my all-time favourite bands will be putting out new albums this year and I am going to be like a kid in a candy shop.

My two favourite current bands (Neutral Milk Hotel will always be #1 but they haven't put out an album in 10 years and are unlikely to ever do so again since Jeff Mangum has basically disappeared from planet earth), The Magnetic Fields and The Hold Steady both ahve new albums out this year. Magnetic Fields, in fact, ahs already released their latest album "Distortion", the follow-up to one of my favourites "I" and it is absolutely kick ass.

But I'm probably looking forward to The Hold Steady more than anything else. Ever since I saw them live this summer, my appreciation for them has moved me from "big fan" to something more approaching "borderline obsessive." Well, they have an new album coming out this summer and I've so far heard one song off of it called (brilliantly) "Ask Her for Some Adderall" which you can download. Check out these lyrics:
"And if she happens to suggest
A love based on trust and respect,
tell I've been wasted since last week.
And if she wants to stop on by,
Tell her that I almost died.
Tell her I ain't seein people yet.
Yeah but ask her to send cigarettes. "
Love it. Can't wait. Hopefully, they will tour in support of it and stop by Toronto but after seeing them last eyar, I wouldn't be adverse to taking a road trip to jsut about anywhere to see them paly again.

I don't know what it is about Minnesota, but they have produced some extremely kick ass bands like The Replacements, Husker Du and the aforementioned Hold Steady. They've also given us a brilliant but not-so-well-known band called Tapes n' Tapes which I seem to recall I picked as the second greatest album a couple years ago for The Loon. There was a song called "Manitoba" that I listened to obsessively while actually in Manitoba and I found this significant for some reason. Most likely because i was trying to. But they have an album coming out this year as well and I could not be happier about that.

If you go back and read my all time album top ten list, you'll see a band called Spiritualized that many of you probably don't know but should. To get a sense of what they sound like, imagine that you just took every drug in the world and then were given access to an orchestra. It's been like 5 years since their last album so I imagine that Jason Pierce has taken lots of drugs since then and while this is probably bad for him, it's probably gonna be quite good for us.

Also, I hear that Guns n' Roses is finally releasing Chinese Democracy but I am not holding my breath.

Another of my long-time favourite bands is Death Cab for Cutie, of "DCFC" as I call them when trying to impress girls who look like Mischa Barton in an attempt to get them to come abck to my place to listen to "We Looked Like Giants" in between reading bits of Chuck Klosterman to each other. Their last album, Plans, was actually a bit of a letdown for me. Still good but not up to usual standards, possibly because Ben Gibbard used all of his best stuff on the Postal Service album. I'm hoping this one takes them back to form.

Yet another favourite band, Wolf Parade has a new album coming out and it's long ovedue but this wait is justified given all the wonderful side projects Spencer Krug gave us in the meantime. I believe that I called Apologies to the Queen Mary my favourite album of 3 years ago and the Sunset Rubdown album was on my top-10 list last year so I am definitely expecting big things.

There was a time (that time was known as "college) when I absolutely adored ...And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead. I listened to them obsessively and saw them live whenever I could, which was often. I sorta stopped listening to them for a while after Source Tags and Codes, when the follow-up wasn't that great. Apparently, they were having problems with their label and ahve since quit and are releasing this independently so they can ahve more control of the process. That makes me feel better.

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Jan. 25th, 2008

Weekly Dvar Torah - Parsha Yitro

Yes, I am still committed to posting a weekly dvar Torah on this blog. 

I will continue to do so with the caveat that they will diverge greatly in quality from week to week depending on how much time I have actually spent learning instead of working and going out to bars. This week, I spent a lot of time in the office and the bars so this won't be all that good. If you want a good one, go read last week's.

Actually, it's rather too bad that I didn't learn much this week because this is by far one of the most important parshiyot in all of Torah since this is when G-d chooses the people of Israel as his chosen people and then actually hands down His Torah.

So, I've been asked numerous times what it was that caused me to frum out and the simple answer is that like most of the things I've done in life, this all comes down to a girl. But that's not what this is about. That was merely a premise for me to tell you that before I knew virtually anything about Judaism, I briefly dated a girl who was an observant Jew and so I started being more observant in a rather lame attempt to impress her. Anyways, she had an FFB room-mate who I've actually since come to know and like a lot and she remarked one night to me that I shouldn't do things that I didn't understand.

But this week's parsha sort of contradicts that advice, so take that, B!

Okay, so G-d hands down his commandments and what do the Jews say? They say "na'aseh v'nishma" which means "we will fulfill it and we will understand it."

And the order in which they said this is very significant. They said that tehy would fulfill G-d's commandments first and that they would understand His commandments second. Doing is considered more important than understanding.

And some people have a problem with this. There are certain mitzvot in Torah that nobody understands and that will likely never be understood by anyone - the commandments known as "chukim" - decrees from G-d. Why, if you become impure, msut you purify yourself with the ashes of a red heffer offered as a sacrifice? We'll probably never quite be able to grasp that one.

But if you think about it, we all do things that we don't quite understand and we do this because we know that people much smarter than we are have knowledge that we don't and that we should probably listen to them. If a doctor tells me to take a certain medication to cure a medical problem, I will ahve absolutely no understanding of how the chemicals in that medication will interact with my body and what effects it will have but I'm gonna trust that this doctor a) knows more than I do and b) has my best interests at heart. The same applies to the soul. The elements which it requires for sustenance are best known to its Creator, and at Mount Sinai He revealed them to us, informing us that the things vital to our spiritual existence are -- Torah and mitzvot.

A rabbi once told me that this concept is well-illustrated in the mitzvah of tefillin. We put our tefillin on the hand facing the heart, and then on the head (the seat of the intellect) epitomizes the true Jewish approach: Performance first (hand), with sincerity and whole-heartedness, followed by intellectual comprehension (head).

Alright, here's one more point on this same theme before I have to go. It's in this parsha that G-d issues the commandments of teh Torah. But Chazal teaches us that the entire Torah was already in the possession of am Yisrael for generations and that there were people who already studied and fulfilled every one of these commandments before they were even given. So what is the significance of the commandments now being given? Well, the significance is that they were now commandments

The Lubavitcher Rebbe, a'h, explains: 

"The mitzvot could have been, and were, performed before the revelation at Sinai. But because they had not yet been commanded by G-d, they lacked the power to bridge the great divide between matter and spirit. Only as a command of G-d, creator and delineator of both the spiritual and the physical, could the mitzvah supersede the natural definitions of these two realms. Only after Sinai could the mitzvah actualize the spiritual and sanctify the material."

One of the more "controversial" and misunderstood things within judaism that tends to bother outsiders is that every day, during shacaris, men recite a prayer that says (I hope I get the Hebrew righ. don't have a siddur in front of me) "Baruch ata Hashem, shelo asani isha" which means "Blessed are you, G-d, for not making me a woman." Now, the initial assumption by msot is that this is expressing the superiority of men and is denigrating to women. But the rationale is actually that women are exempted from fulfilling certain commandments, whereas men are not and you are giving thanks for having to fulfil these commandments because it greater to fulfill a commandment because you must, then because you choose to because it is through this that you demosntrate to submission to G-d's authority.

Alright, that's all I've got. Shabbat Shalom.

Jan. 24th, 2008

Save This Cute Puppy from Being Killed by Liberals

 

This is Rambo. He is an adorable little puppy.

Now, if you are like me, you look at Rambo and want to pet him or perhaps throw a ball for him to chase. But Liberals are not like you and me. They don't want to pet Rambo. They don't want to play a game of fetch. They want to kill this little puppy.

Yes, those Liberals. They're not just about hiking taxes and stealing money anymore. Now they stand for killing puppies.

You see, rambo is a pit bull and pit bulls are now illegal in Ontario thanks to the Liberals. If they find a pit bull, they have to kill it even if the dogs is perfectly well-behaved and has no history of any problems. Well, this little puppy was discovered on Christmas Day (no, I'm not making that up) and was ordered to be put down. 

The owner has filed an appeal and little Rambo has won a 5-week stay of execution. If you like puppies and don't want the Liberals to kill this cute little guy, you should email the attorney general, Christ Bentley at cbentley.mpp@liberal.ola.org

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